When you pull up to the bar wearing this Tee and the bar tender says "what do you feel like" the beautiful thing is your don't have to say anything, just show her your shirt. Simple answer is "I Feel Like A Wanker" and don't forget to say please.
All out Tee Shirts are made from the highest quality 100% heavy cotton, for that perfect fit. All Tee's come with the authentic "The Original Wanker Aust TM 2185701" red patch sewn on the right arm seam. This authenticates the product from Knock-offs and shows that it is an Original Wanker Product.
All products come with a 30 days money back guarantee, so if you're happy or your girlfriend just gives you too much shit, you can exchange or refund - no judgement!